ACT IV SCENE V� Setting: Elsinore. A room in the castle.
Enter QUEEN GERTRUDE, HORATIO, and a Gentleman.�
QUEEN GERTRUDE�
I will not speak with her.
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Gentleman�
She is importunate, indeed distract:
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Her mood will needs be pitied.
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QUEEN GERTRUDE�
What would she have?
Gentleman�
She speaks much of her father; says she hears
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There's tricks i' the world; and hems, and beats her heart;
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Spurns enviously at straws; speaks things in doubt,
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That carry but half sense: her speech is nothing,
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Yet the unshaped use of it doth move
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The hearers to collection; they aim at it,
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And botch the words up fit to their own thoughts;
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Which, as her winks, and nods, and gestures
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yield them,
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Indeed would make one think there might be thought,
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Though nothing sure, yet much unhappily.
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HORATIO�
Twere good she were spoken with; for she may strew
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Dangerous conjectures in ill–breeding minds.
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QUEEN GERTRUDE�
Let her come in.
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Exit HORATIO.
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Aside. To my sick soul, as sin's true nature is,
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Each toy seems prologue to some great amiss:
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So full of artless jealousy is guilt,
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It spills itself in fearing to be spilt.
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Re–enter HORATIO, with OPHELIA.
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OPHELIA�
Where is the beauteous majesty of Denmark?
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QUEEN GERTRUDE�
How now, Ophelia!
OPHELIA�
Sings.
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How should I your true love know
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From another one?
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By his cockle hat and staff,
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And his sandal shoon.
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QUEEN GERTRUDE�
Alas, sweet lady, what imports this song?
OPHELIA�
Say you? nay, pray you, mark.
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Sings.
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He is dead and gone, lady,
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He is dead and gone;
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At his head a grass–green turf,
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At his heels a stone.
QUEEN GERTRUDE�
Nay, but, Ophelia,––
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OPHELIA�
Pray you, mark.
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Sings.
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White his shroud as the mountain snow,––
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Enter KING CLAUDIUS
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QUEEN GERTRUDE�
Alas, look here, my lord.
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OPHELIA�
Sings.
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Larded with sweet flowers
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Which bewept to the grave did go
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With true–love showers.
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KING CLAUDIUS�
How do you, pretty lady?
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OPHELIA�
Well, God 'ild you! They say the owl was a baker's
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daughter. Lord, we know what we are, but know not
what we may be. God be at your table!
KING CLAUDIUS�
Conceit upon her father.
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OPHELIA�
Pray you, let's have no words of this; but when they
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ask you what it means, say you this:
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To–morrow is Saint Valentine's day,
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All in the morning betime,
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And I a maid at your window,
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To be your Valentine.
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Then up he rose, and donn'd his clothes,
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And dupp'd the chamber–door;
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Let in the maid, that out a maid
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Never departed more.
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KING CLAUDIUS�
Pretty Ophelia!
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OPHELIA�
Indeed, la, without an oath, I'll make an end on't:
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Sings.
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By Gis and by Saint Charity,
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Alack, and fie for shame!
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Young men will do't, if they come to't;
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By cock, they are to blame.
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Quoth she, before you tumbled me,
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You promised me to wed.
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So would I ha' done, by yonder sun,
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An thou hadst not come to my bed.
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KING CLAUDIUS�
How long hath she been thus?
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OPHELIA�
I hope all will be well. We must be patient: but I
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cannot choose but weep, to think they should lay him
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i' the cold ground. My brother shall know of it:
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and so I thank you for your good counsel. Come, my
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coach! Good night, ladies; good night, sweet ladies;
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good night, good night.
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Exit
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KING CLAUDIUS�
Follow her close; give her good watch,
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I pray you.
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Exit HORATIO.
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O, this is the poison of deep grief; it springs
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All from her father's death. O Gertrude, Gertrude,
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When sorrows come, they come not single spies
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But in battalions. First, her father slain:
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Next, your son gone; and he most violent author
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Of his own just remove: the people muddied,
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Thick and unwholesome in their thoughts and whispers,
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For good Polonius' death; and we have done but greenly,
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In hugger–mugger to inter him: poor Ophelia
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Divided from herself and her fair judgment,
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Without the which we are pictures, or mere beasts:
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Last, and as much containing as all these,
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Her brother is in secret come from France;
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Feeds on his wonder, keeps himself in clouds,
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And wants not buzzers to infect his ear
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With pestilent speeches of his father's death;
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Wherein necessity, of matter beggar'd,
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Will nothing stick our person to arraign
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In ear and ear. O my dear Gertrude, this,
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Like to a murdering–piece, in many places
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Gives me superfluous death.
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A noise within.
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QUEEN GERTRUDE�
Alack, what noise is this?
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KING CLAUDIUS�
Where are my Switzers? Let them guard the door.
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Enter a Messenger.
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What is the matter?
Gentleman�
Save yourself, my lord:
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The ocean, overpeering of his list,
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Eats not the flats with more impetuous haste
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Than young Laertes, in a riotous head,
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O'erbears your officers. The rabble call him lord;
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And, as the world were now but to begin,
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Antiquity forgot, custom not known,
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The ratifiers and props of every word,
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They cry 'Choose we: Laertes shall be king:'
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Caps, hands, and tongues, applaud it to the clouds:
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Laertes shall be king, Laertes king!'
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QUEEN GERTRUDE�
How cheerfully on the false trail they cry!
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O, this is counter, you false Danish dogs!
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KING CLAUDIUS�
The doors are broke.
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Noise within.
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Enter LAERTES, armed; Danes following.
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LAERTES�
Where is this king? Sirs, stand you all without.
Danes�
No, let's come in.
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LAERTES�
I pray you, give me leave.
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Danes�
We will, we will.
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They retire without the door.
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LAERTES�
I thank you: keep the door. O thou vile king,
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Give me my father!
QUEEN GERTRUDE�
Calmly, good Laertes.
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LAERTES�
That drop of blood that's calm proclaims me bastard,
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Cries cuckold to my father, brands the harlot
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Even here, between the chaste unsmirched brow
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Of my true mother.
KING CLAUDIUS�
What is the cause, Laertes,
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That thy rebellion looks so giant–like?
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Let him go, Gertrude; do not fear our person:
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There's such divinity doth hedge a king,
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That treason can but peep to what it would,
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Acts little of his will. Tell me, Laertes,
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Why thou art thus incensed. Let him go, Gertrude.
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Speak, man.
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LAERTES�
Where is my father?
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KING CLAUDIUS�
Dead.
QUEEN GERTRUDE�
But not by him.
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KING CLAUDIUS�
Let him demand his fill.
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LAERTES�
How came he dead? I'll not be juggled with:
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To hell, allegiance! vows, to the blackest devil!
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Conscience and grace, to the profoundest pit!
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I dare damnation. To this point I stand,
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That both the worlds I give to negligence,
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Let come what comes; only I'll be revenged
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Most thoroughly for my father.
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KING CLAUDIUS�
Who shall stay you?
LAERTES�
My will, not all the world:
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And for my means, I'll husband them so well,
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They shall go far with little.
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KING CLAUDIUS�
Good Laertes,
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If you desire to know the certainty
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Of your dear father's death, is't writ in your revenge,
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That, swoopstake, you will draw both friend and foe,
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Winner and loser?
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LAERTES�
None but his enemies.
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KING CLAUDIUS�
Will you know them then?
LAERTES�
To his good friends thus wide I'll ope my arms;
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And like the kind life–rendering pelican,
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Repast them with my blood.
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KING CLAUDIUS�
Why, now you speak
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Like a good child and a true gentleman.
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That I am guiltless of your father's death,
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And am most sensible in grief for it,
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It shall as level to your judgment pierce
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As day does to your eye.
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Danes�
Within.�Let her come in.
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LAERTES�
How now! what noise is that?
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Re–enter OPHELIA.
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O heat, dry up my brains! tears seven times salt,
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Burn out the sense and virtue of mine eye!
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By heaven, thy madness shall be paid by weight,
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Till our scale turn the beam. O rose of May!
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Dear maid, kind sister, sweet Ophelia!
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O heavens! is't possible, a young maid's wits
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Should be as moral as an old man's life?
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Nature is fine in love, and where 'tis fine,
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It sends some precious instance of itself
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After the thing it loves.
OPHELIA�
Sings.
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They bore him barefaced on the bier;
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Hey non nonny, nonny, hey nonny;
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And in his grave rain'd many a tear:––
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Fare you well, my dove!
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LAERTES�
Hadst thou thy wits, and didst persuade revenge,
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It could not move thus.
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OPHELIA�
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You must sing a–down a–down,
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An you call him a–down–a.
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O, how the wheel becomes it! It is the false
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steward, that stole his master's daughter.
LAERTES�
This nothing's more than matter.
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OPHELIA�
There's rosemary, that's for remembrance; pray,
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love, remember: and there is pansies. that's for thoughts.
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LAERTES�
A document in madness, thoughts and remembrance fitted.
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OPHELIA�
There's fennel for you, and columbines: there's rue
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for you; and here's some for me: we may call it
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herb–grace o' Sundays: O you must wear your rue with
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a difference. There's a daisy: I would give you
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some violets, but they withered all when my father
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died: they say he made a good end,––
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For bonny sweet Robin is all my joy.
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LAERTES�
Thought and affliction, passion, hell itself,
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She turns to favour and to prettiness.
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OPHELIA�
Sings.
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And will he not come again?
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And will he not come again?
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No, no, he is dead:
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Go to thy death–bed:
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He never will come again.
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His beard was as white as snow,
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All flaxen was his poll:
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He is gone, he is gone,
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And we cast away moan:
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God ha' mercy on his soul!
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And of all Christian souls, I pray God. God be wi' you.
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Exit
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LAERTES�
Do you see this, O God?
KING CLAUDIUS�
Laertes, I must commune with your grief,
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Or you deny me right. Go but apart,
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Make choice of whom your wisest friends you will.
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And they shall hear and judge 'twixt you and me:
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If by direct or by collateral hand
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They find us touch'd, we will our kingdom give,
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Our crown, our life, and all that we can ours,
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To you in satisfaction; but if not,
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Be you content to lend your patience to us,
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And we shall jointly labour with your soul
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To give it due content.
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LAERTES�
Let this be so;
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His means of death, his obscure funeral––
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No trophy, sword, nor hatchment o'er his bones,
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No noble rite nor formal ostentation––
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Cry to be heard, as 'twere from heaven to earth,
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That I must call't in question.
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KING CLAUDIUS�
So you shall;
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And where the offence is, let the great axe fall.
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I pray you, go with me.
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Exeunt